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You Can't Scare Me: I Teach!

You Can't Scare Me: I Teach!

Regular price $15.00 USD
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Funny Candle for Teachers

8oz Hand-Poured Candle | Kosher-Certified Soy Wax

✨ Description ✨

You’ve survived glitter explosions, mystery spills, and flu season. This bold candle is your reward. Sweet apple meets grounding patchouli and warm amber to remind you that nothing—absolutely nothing—can scare a teacher who’s done the Monday after a holiday weekend.

🌿 Scent Notes 🌿

Amber • Patchouli • Apple

🕯️ Candle Details 🕯️

    •    8oz candle in reusable glass jar
    •    Kosher-certified soy wax
    •    Strong, clean scent throw
    •    Approx. 45+ hour burn time

🎁 Perfect for 🎁

Teachers of all kinds—especially the brave, the bold, and the seasoned pros. Makes a hilarious and heartwarming gift for coworkers, mentors, or your favorite teacher friend.

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